holy outside the box

exhibit a: this morning in the car
i listened to knbr the sports leader this morning in the car. all the way to work. murph and mac. this is how you know that i am being poisoned by a sportshusband.

exhibit b: in convo with my brother
i asked muck to be in charge of producing beer for honey's graduation party. here's the conversation that went with it:

lilmuy: you're a good man muck
lilmuy: and i feel like our relationship has just changed.
lilmuy: i have relinquished control and asked you to be responsible for something.
chinadizzle: beer?
lilmuy: the oldest child asking the third child for something
lilmuy: i feel weird.
chinadizzle: that's not much of a responsibility
lilmuy: we have transcended our roles
chinadizzle: not really
chinadizzle: it's like mark, can you take care of setting up a paintball event?
chinadizzle: uh
chinadizzle: YEAH
lilmuy: i know.
lilmuy: i just don't know that i've ever asked you for anything before.
lilmuy: you know, besides ... get mo meat for dinner muck!
chinadizzle: haha
chinadizzle: basically the same thing
lilmuy: okay.
chinadizzle: bring more beer muck!
lilmuy: i have trust issues, that's all.
lilmuy: but i trust you!
lilmuy: beerman!
chinadizzle: you better
chinadizzle: jerk
lilmuy: YOU'RE a jerk
lilmuy: jerkhole.
chinadizzle: your face
lilmuy: YOUR MOM
chinadizzle: your mom too