married funny

even though we've been married over a year, i still see hideyo with new eyes sometimes. like i see him, and i think, damn this guy is cute, and then i remember that i have the good fortune of being married to him and i highfive myself.

so last night, we're brushing our teeth and i tell him this. "honey, sometimes when i see you, it's like i see you for the first time. i think you're so cute and then i get excited that i'm married to you."

his response: he promptly reaches around to scratch his monster ass. "am i still cute?"