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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

I'M PISSED

so i'm hanging out with joellen and showing her the joys of trader joe's when i run into a friend of my mom's.

the first words out of her mouth?:
"you look pregnant."

YOU KNOW WHAT? F YOU LADY.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT?? You don't even have a little French belly! Maybe she was looking at your boobs. Bigger maracas can signal PG.

6:03 PM  
Blogger jieungrace said...

You know, before marriage, it's "You look fat." I got this phrase from my relatives, which traumatized me. I think they were comparing me to Korean women in Korea who did not grow up on American cow's whole milk. Someone explained to me that they were really saying that "you look healthy." I was like, if you meant "healthy," then say "healthy," not "fat!"

Alinna, she must have been smokin' somethin'...

2:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid chinese. That's what Stef and I say ALL THE TIME!

10:58 AM  

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