you HAVE to read ghettojonho's xanga extry on his parents. seriously, while i abhor slander and using the n word (that's edumacation for you, folks), he is ridiculously funny and who the hell knew that such cantonese parents existed?

i think i'm gaining weight alarmingly. i haven't had anyone forcefeed me 3 meals a day since i lived in my momma's home. that, combined with hideyo's late night martini experiments, is a one way street to fat. i'm troubled by this.

we got a mac! :) :) :) and despite my brother's growls of recrimination about "selling out" and "why don't you go talk to your mac-toting wanker friends" ... i don't care! i love it! it's awful pretty, and it does all sorts of random things like take photobooth pictures and help you lay garage band tracks. we might, you know. it has a speedy new processor. hideyo is in love with the magnetic remote control it comes with. it looks like the an ipod shuffle. dude, wouldn't that be cool if it was one? dude, is it?? if anyone has microsoft office they don't mind us pirating ... let us know. i can't live without ms word. i own that bad boy. it also came with a free (rebate) printer. see hideyo's advertisement for the other two printers that are just taking up space before we sneak them into his parents' house.

i wanna make buffalo wings.