this is the note i get from the sixth period honors class sub yesterday. (context: i was out doing socratic exams and in general, have just been busting my ass for those jackholes for the last two months)

"I've never subbed in an honors class that behaved so badly: Throwing things at each other, playing cards, punching each other, unproductive, trying to cut, digital cameras, cell phones, wandering around, make-up, and requests for bathroom passes."

and that, my friends, is why i want to swallow my own vomit right now. tell me again why i do this?