my team's coming home the day after tomorrow!! wahoo! i miss him a lot.

i swear, this have been the longest week on the PLANET. usually i wake up on saturdays convinced that it's tuesday, but this morning, i woke up thoroughly convinced that it was saturday and it's only wednesday. what is going on? every day at school feels like forever. no time to eat. no time to potty. just gotta KEEP GOING. i'm not allowed to be tired until friday.

kids are so freaking entitled. i spit on them. i will grade your work when i grade your work damn it, now STEP OFF. it's YOUR fault you turned it in late.

all my ladies are home this week for eva's wedding. if olivia gets any skinnier she will become elasti-girl and blow away. jean is going to come home and we are going to eat ribs and sushi. and ev will come home and we will talk talk talk and laugh laugh laugh and then probably open a bottle of full sail. i LOVE it. i wonder though, if the only time we're ever all together again is when someone does get married. that'd be sad, eh?

shoutout to the fantasy wives. no, not that kind of fantasy.