this week's best conversation:

me: boo, are you becoming a white woman?
seri: well, lemme just put on my anne taylor boots and run off to another evening of bunco. in short, YES.

man, i'm exhausted. the kids have been absurd. amazingly absurd. i have a sick feeling that since we spend so much time together in slc's ... that all the women in our house, teachers and students alike, are now on the same cycle. ergo, we are all pms-ing together and the mega-bitch factor is exponentially higher. it's frightening. when kids get IN YOUR FACE and say that they "f-ing want to kill that bitch [insert teacher name]" with the "f" all filled in ... it's frightening. even if they're just saying it. friggin' out of control.

let's focus on the positive: my team is coming home! wahoo!