advisory circus.

okay. so kristin and i had to take the deadbeats this time since deb and meghan did last time. i had to kick monica out for being a pain in the ass, and then i had alex tagging the room with "scrap killa" all over the place and then saying that he wanted to kill ms. spalding (meghan). uhh, yes. i am going to have your ass suspended. allie also has to kick derek out of her class, because he can't handle having any fun, so i tell him, "derek, your ass better not leave that chair for a second during the course of this period, and then i am going to write you a detention to do janitorial work." later i find out that since he got bounced from allie's two days in a row ... he gets his ass suspended also. good times. ass-busting. almost better than acks-busting.

in the meantime, the other kids who aren't completely academic deadbeats go around the neighborhood collecting cans for the canned food drive. jason, whom i call SATAN, later STEALS a package of smoked salmon from the bin and starts passing it around class to eat. WHO DOES THAT? that's right. jason t: zero academic integrity. steals from the poor.

and with that, from the loverly hhs, i wish all ya'll a happy thanksgiving. good times.