omg. school has reached new levels of absurd. miss chiu has reached defcom (defcon?) 1 of the big b competition. why are kids such buttheads?

things are so out of control, that i've had to implement "the conch shell method" in two of my classes. my heinous fourth, of course. (verbal tourette's and food fights.) and then my jerk sixth (honors). (strictly bitching and whining.) omg. they're reading lord of the flies ... and now ... we have a conch shell. no one is allowed to talk unless they have the conch. because they cannot control their impulsivity. because they cannot shut up. because they are buttheads.

a conch shell.

my word. i should've been an elementary school teacher.