OMG. today, i WAS on the floor. we did advisory drafts -- who the kids want for their advisors. they had to list their top four picks and write a paragraph on each as to why that person would make a good advisor. here are a few choice tidbits for your viewing pleasure.

1. ms. pitts -- her room smells really nice.
2. ms. chiu -- she is leftovers.
3. mrs. sanchez -- the pipe cleaners. i don't know why, but the pipe cleaners have manipulated me.
4. ms. pitts -- we is cool.
5. mr. lucey -- because he likes classic comedy like laurel and hardy.
6. mr. lucey -- i know him best because i was "picked on."
7. ms. chiu -- she taught us without screaming.
8. mrs. stucke -- she is strict.
9. mr. hartig -- he likes words and has long hair. and a hole in his head.
10. mrs. lawton -- she races cars.
11. mr. lucey -- he doesn't stay in one place.
12. ms. chiu -- she likes sausage.
13. ms spalding -- because she was born in alaska.
14. ms. pitts/spalding/chiu -- because she is still young and that means she understands us.
15. ms. chiu -- with ms. chiu, i never have "butt days."
16. the reason i didn't choose mrs. stucke is because i am in the "doghouse."
17. ms. chiu -- we talk about guys.
18. ms. pitts -- females tend to listen more.
19. mrs. sanchez -- she lets me go to the bathroom.
20. mr. lucey -- at times, when he gets mad, it's like you have to listen ... i think that's good for those disruptive kids like me.

and this, my friends, is why marrakech house rocks.