peter gone heathen:

p: it's cool, i know i'm just making you hate the lakers more
p: b/c we are great
p: yes, i said "we"
p: 3/4 last titles
p: 2 of the top five players of all time
me: what EVER dude.
p: in laker history
p: they probably have like 10 of the top 8 players ever
p: we produce the best everything
p: athletes, intellectuals, politicians
p: christians
me: omg. so much garbage.
p: man, LA is pretty damn incredible
p: what the hell am i doing here in bay area?????????
p: think about it, we really have the best everything
me: oh peter.
me: you are such a heathen.

THE BAY AREA IS THE BEST, WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE HERE, POSER.
THE PISTONS IN SIX.
BIG FAT FLICK IN THE EYE TO THE LAKERS!