my ode to berkeley:

1. only there does cuppy reside.
2. only there is the weather sunny and crisp, like a paper bag.
3. only there is does the best professor in the world work -- prof. adamthwaite.
4. only there is berkeley bowl.
5. only there do you see young women with full beards.
6. only there is cheeseboard.
7. only there is cal, the BEST SCHOOL ON EARTH.
8. only there is everyone stick thin because of too much raw veg diet.
9. only there is the best view of the best place on earth -- the bay area.
10. only there is a wonderful academic buzz of big brains.