i think i am known as the "potty teacher."

i feel like when jen does tutorial, they're all silent workaholics, but when i'm doing tutorial, they have this whole system of asking to go to the bathroom, one after the other. when 4:05 rolls around, i KNOW that pablo is going to ask to go. after pablo is marquis. after marquis is rocky. i just know it. i wish i could just say "hold it, fool. i have to, too!" but then you have to deal with the whole concern that maybe they really DO have to go ... and that my stopping them from going is only going to cause them serious embarassment when they wet their pants, and then i'll look like the turd. i never know what to say when a kid like josue says, "i'm going to wet myself! i'm serious! if you don't let me go right now, i'm going to pee in my pants right now!" is that a threat? a ploy? what IS that??

dude. i just did it. elena asked to go ... conveniently with ten minutes left in class, i might add, and i DENIED her. she was like "it's an emergency." and i said "hold the emergency."

i'm a jerk. but i AM still the boss here. i am i am i am! there will be no pottying on MY watch.